snorgtees

snorgtees
1. (SnorgTees) (3934↑, 361↓)
the unfunniest t-shirts in the history of ever, which are, for some reason, appearing on urbandictionary.com on a regular basis

What does the Holocaust and SnorgTees have in common? They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.

2. (Snorgtees) (1141↑, 239↓)
A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to [Bustedtees] and [Noise Bot].

A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam". Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.

3. (snorgtees) (893↑, 213↓)
A T-shirt company with absolutely no dignity or real sense of business prowess whatsoever. They merely take any quotable line from a movie, tv or pop culture scene and place it on a basic teeshirt, thus attempting to take advantage of the stupidity and consumption need of the average human, having them spend $15 on something that impresses no one and merely helps them stand out as "don't talk to me, I suck."

snorgtees are a tshirt that quotes a line from 'The Office' and makes unearned profits from it.

4. (Snorgtees) (818↑, 245↓)
The best shirts to wear if you're a retard (so people can instantly recognize you) .

non-retard: " hey, I bought you a t-shirt, from Snorgtees " retard: " wow, thank you so much "

5. (Snorgtees) (613↑, 176↓)
Annoying shit that constantly appears on the urban dictionary site advertising lame t-shirts.

Look at all of these damn snorgtees ads on this site.

6. (Snorgtees) (416↑, 128↓)
1) Chances are, there's an ad to your right showing some fugly, flat-chested girl wearing some stupid looking t-shirt with some gay ass punchline on them. At the bottom it'll say SnorgTees... those shirts are pretty retarded huh? 2) Shirts that [Soulja Boy] and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).

1) Look to your right, as was said in the definition, usually at the top of the page if this definition is found at the bottom of the page. 2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged." Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?" Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM" Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?" Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU\!" *gas station clerk rubs temples* Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man" *Gas station clerk takes some Advil*

7. (snorgtees) (450↑, 202↓)
A rubbish advert which has unfortunatly made it past urbandictionary.com

guy 1: What did you go on last night? guy 2: Indiana Jones Wiki guy 1: was it good? guy 2: Yeah, it was interesting but I saw a snorgtees ad guy 1: OOOOHHHH NNNNNOOOOO\!\!\!\!\!\! Snorgtees has made it onto other websites\! It's spreading like a plague\!

Author: Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall http://snorgtees.urbanup.com/4107053
8. (snorgtees) (170↑, 22↓)
Why don't you look to your right and you'll see an ad about it. If it isn't there, why don't you complain to google ads?

Right is this way if you don't know. Retard. \>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\> Snorgtees are not funny. If you laugh at them, you're probably Bob Saget.

9. (SnorgTees) (181↑, 89↓)
their shirt advertisments and looks are horrible but damn those girls wearing em are hot

snorgtees shirt: "Watermelons make everything better\!" o yes they do *drool*

Author: wats_a_pseudonym http://snorgtees.urbanup.com/4922816
10. (SnorgTees) (68↑, 8↓)
SnorgTees is a website that designs and sells relatively expensive novelty [T-shirts] and [hoodie]s with cheap graphics and puns on them. You'll see the advertisements on UrbanDictionary and most likely think, "Huh. That's... interesting." and then click to see the other puns on their other shirts, eventually realising that because as they themself have admitted that they [shit] them out weekly, that maybe your I.Q. has lowered just slightly They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in [meme]s, and is generally a [socially awkward] [tag-along]. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "[friend]" look [immature] and yourself just slightly more in with [pop culture]. There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that [grunt]ing [laugh] thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain [stupid] and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on [LSD] and [pissing] themselves laughing some cheap [slapstick] comedy from the [90s].

Hayden: "Kathy's birthday was yesterday." Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?" Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt." Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?" Hayden: "Yeah." Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?" Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them." Will: "Yeah." Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that." Will: "Wow."

Author: Mr. Subsistence http://snorgtees.urbanup.com/5149840
11. (Snorgtees) (49↑, 5↓)
A T-shirt company that makes some of the most retarded shirts ever to meet the presses. They have on them terrible jokes that are obviously trying to suck off of Internet humor, and stupid slogans and sayings with bad puns and very unclever irony. They slap their stupid advertisements all over Urban Dictionary, courtesy of Google Ads, which tries to target products to the right audience.

Some examples of Snorgtees terrible attempts at cool: "WARNING: if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you\!\!\!1\!" "Hedgehogs, why don't they just share the hedge?' "Meh" "That's what she said\!\!\!11\!1" "Milk, I am your father" "I was not aware that bird was the word" Sheer crap.

12. (Snorgtees) (26↑, 6↓)
Usually the ad on the right.

Wow\! Snorgtees are the silly ad with dumb punchlines\!

13. (Snorgtees) (194↑, 175↓)
T-shirt company with sense of humor so bad they need a slogan, they use flat or almost flat girls (that's why I liked the Bustedtees company better). From what I've seen it was the second advertiser here, nowadays the ads are much more varied (tg).

you don't wanna see an example of Snorgtees humor.

14. (Snorgtees) (17↑, 0↓)
A shirt company that thinks that having women with large titties modeling their t-shirts will justify the fact of how mindnumbingly not funny the shirts themselves are.

Person surfing UD: Wow look at the rack on that one\! Nice, but its still not enticing enough for me to even consider purchasing one of those Snorgtees shirts. What a bad sales gimmick.

15. (Snorgtees) (14↑, 4↓)
The shirts that are advertised on this website the best one by far is Sheena AKA the girl with the black short shorts and a grey shirt but she is what we call rare only that average looking red head keeps showing up

Example of a snorgtees add- an attractive girl ranging from a 7-9 out of ten posing in an sexy positions with a cliche shirt

16. (Snorgtees) (8↑, 0↓)
A company who monopolizes Urban Dictionary's ad-space and makes unfunny teeshirts. The girls are somewhat hot though.

Every time you visit this site there will undoubtedly be an ad for a snorgtees shirt right next to it.

17. (Snorgtees) (8↑, 16↓)
A brand of shirts that is advertised on Urban Dictionary that has some very sexy young girls in their ads.

There's this Snorgtees ad with a very hot woman wearing a shirt saying "Come to the nerd side. We have Pi." and she's pulling her shirt up, showing her pierced navel.

18. (Snorgtees) (87↑, 138↓)
Obnoxious t-shirts that are worn by anorexic girls in their late teens and early twenties. Alas, they are now advertised all over Urban Dictionary. People typically spend about fifteen dollars to wear them, which is the same number as their IQ.

Jenny: I just spent thirty dollars on two different snorgtees\! I just couldn't think of a better way to spend my money\! Adam: That's because you can't think.

19. (Snorgtees) (70↑, 134↓)
the absolute worst t-shit company that tries to make PUNS jokes, the three things they are missing when they MAKE the shirts is: Beer, High IQ's, And a godamn sense of nowaday's humor

Iggy: Hey, dude, you got that Snorgtees shirt? Dan: Ya, like it? Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? Dan: I like the humor\! Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR\!? you have NO fucking soul\! you fuck\! Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt\! Iggy: Great idea\!

Author: your best idiot http://snorgtees.urbanup.com/4913503
20. (snorgtees) (27↑, 94↓)
t shirts worn by the snorks

i was watching the snorks last night and was thinking how nice their snorgtees were

21. (snorgtees) (73↑, 145↓)
A stupid company which makes pathetic, stupendous, annoying, subdued, shirts often relating to sexual activity. In fact it was made in some Georgian place, although it has arrived in the UK mostly. Some bitch named Alice Fraasa is a model in the cheap-ass advertisements.

Tom: Hey Edd, look at this stupid ad\! *Tom and Edd stare at a Snorgtee* Edd: "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER", what a stupid ad, beer makes everything worse while it destroys your brain cells and turns you into a metaphorical retard. Tom: Boy, Edd, that was a real sentence, let's buy their company and make educational humour shirts\! Edd: Yeah\! *Tom and Edd buy Snorgtees for $15.89*

22. (Snorgtees) (225↑, 344↓)
Clever, funny T-shirts advertised by cute girls

I love the Pluto Snorgtees that the redhead shows, AND the redhead.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • Snorg Tees — is a Georgia based company that sells T shirts marked with amusing quips or images sometimes inspired by popular culture. The company is known for its prolific use of online advertising, often involving a female models wearing their T shirts.… …   Wikipedia

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